Wednesday, November 20, 2024

Unicorns and John Wayne Nov. 19, 2024

  

I didn’t know about the unicorn thing until she mentioned it during one of her video blogs.

It was one of those kick in the head moments that brought back a whole litany of memories, most of which have nothing to do with her.

More than once I compared her to a stripper I dated in the 1980s – although she (the poet) has much more talent, and is a liberal, where the stripper was a hard core Republican, posted a full sized American Flag in her window, and loved John Wayne.

Our poet is a liberal, almost completely drenched in the new woke culture, and probably hates John Wayne.

The stripper loved unicorns, and almost every man she ever dated bought her unicorn knickknacks as a way of ingratiating themselves with her. Everywhere I looked in her apartment I saw unicorns.

I cannot say the same when I visited our poet’s apartment, which is why her recent statement about being in love with unicorns as a young girl startled me.

I wrote several books about both women, and numerous journal entries, although I wrote more poems about or for the poet, while I wrote a number of songs for the stripper – including a rather pathetic song about John Wayne, her cat Jessy, and a unicorn, which I recently went back to look at.

While both women are similar in a number of ways other than their politics and their favorite movie stars (our poet loved a particular food writer from what I can recall), the unicorn stand out.

The stripper committed suicide just prior to her 40th birthday. I usually put a single rose on her grave several times a year, along with a stuff bear (she loved those, too), and from time to time, I also put a small unicorn novelty there as well (which usually lasts through the winter when I need to replace it).

Fortunately, our poet appears to have saved herself and so will not require the same treatment. In fact, recently, she celebrated middle age, pointing to a strand of gray hair on her head. Instead of rewriting the song I wrote about John Wayne riding off into the sunset on a unicorn, I’ll just have to do a cover of The Grateful Dead’s touch of gray.

If I ever do buy a unicorn novelty for the poet, I’ll have to place it somewhere in conspicuous, perhaps in a park near the river.

Who knows.

 


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